Ethiopian Roast Game

The fact that Ethiopian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not having food.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Ethiopia as well if they weren't black and had food.

Colonially used to make fun of parentless furries who believe the roast game is even slightly plausible.

Just like doz crazy Americans, we wud do it too, but it be called da called "The Ethiopian Roast Game" this time if we actually ate food click nuck click!