Etowah

A small, quaint town in the middle of nowhere Tennessee. It consists of rednecks, Baptists, and 1000000 antique shops and junk stores. The best thing to do there is hang out in the Bilo parking lot and go to Central High School sporting events eventhough you graduated 5 years ago and still sit in the student section. Nothing but mountains surround it and no one ever makes it out. They stay there for the rest of their lives living off goverment money or minimum wage jobs.

Etowah has to be the saddest town ever.

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Etowah High School

Also known as "Ghetto-wah", the school boasts one of the few higschools in middle class America that makes white children minorities. Boys tend to act "hood" in order to fit in, while girls spend rediculous amounts of their parent's money on fake tans and bad accessories. Budgeting is used for rediculous sculpture art that nobody wants to see instead of better staffing. Sports are non-existent as the high school fails to make a winning record in sports more than once a decade. Incredibly bad teaching rounds this school off as one of the worst places you could go for a pre-college education.
The only thing the Etowah Eagles have ever notably accomplished since it's establishement in 1976 is sending 500,000 texts in 10 days to win a Kellie Pickler concert.
Note: Has an incredible ability to create a lack of enthusiasm for learning.

"I was trying to get into Georgia Tech, but I couldn't because I went to Etowah High School."

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