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Peeing inside a women in lieu of ejaculation.
"I gave her the ol' European baptism last night"
When out in a European country and you get shit on by a bird, preferably a pigeon.
"Hey Andy! We are sitting outside drinking in Venice and 4 out of the 5 of us just got shit on by a bird!" "Ahh yes, a European Baptism."