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When the Cringe is at maximum... the most cringe that could ever be in one place is present in the current situation, the anomaly known as the "Evan Moment" occurs.
Evan: "Says something cringe"
The Rest of the Friend Group: "Evan Moment. CRINGE!"
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When a gay man is inexplicably homophobic
"Hey, did you hear what John said earlier, I thought he was gay?"
"Yeah, he's having an Evan Moment"
Moments like these are comical, painful and tend to leave stains on your bedroom walls or forehead. In order to unleash an Evan Moment, 500ml of Caesar sauce containing chunks of garlic with a side dish of whole unwashed carrots.
Being naked eases the transition between pain and laughter, yet also adds more emphasis on the need for privacy. Evan Moments Usually happen in quick succession of eachother, an effect similar to the domino effect. It is said that sexual approches during these brief periods may result into severe penile fracture for men and women.
"Omg, Is this actually an Evan Moment ? Quick, hide your penises !"
"Yo thomas, Wanna do an Evan Moment real quick with me ?"