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Everett Door Stop

Finding a homeless addict overdosed and dead in your doorway such that the corpse blocks entrance or exit unless said disease-ridden corpse is handled to move it. A common occurrence in Everett, wa.

Mr. Grivney: You're late again!
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.

by BoredRD June 13, 2013