The king and lord of all pop-tarts who will one day liberate all of his kind and take over earth as the master race.
"We worship you, O mighty Evil Poptart!"
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Me in 7th grade
Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"
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a little poptart who is evil beyond belief and will bite back if you try to eat her
laura... the shooort onnnnnne
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a person who is extremly wicked or has done something bad
the evil poptart molested the toster.
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