expotential

Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.

Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...

1516👍 426👎

expotentialism

The state of mind when you can’t stop making puns in your head so you decide to make other people suffer. (Often associated with memes to buffer the pain)

“follow expotentialism and like all their posts”