Executive Stance

A common stance taken at the men’s room urinal or toilet. The executive is hallmarked by an unusually wide stance (but not as wide as a Larry Craig), a slight lean forward towards the back wall supported by one arm/hand extended above the head and against the wall and one arm/hand holding and aiming the schlong as urine is released.

The executive is a sign of prowess and accomplishment. Whereas the common stance is simply standing with both hands down on the schlong.

I quickly assumed the executive stance to cut loose with the beer I just drank.

The restroom was full of dudes taking and executive stance.