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Eye Shrapnel

The excessive amount of emojis used by thirsty guys whenever they post comments on a hot chick's selfies. Most commonly seen on Facebook and Instagram, they are usually accompanied by misspellings, creepy innuendos, and desperate, cringe-inspiring compliments.

Thirsty guy: "You are the most butiful womon ever!! πŸ˜πŸ’―πŸ˜ Any man would be so luchy to have youπŸ‘ŒπŸ”₯πŸ‘ So lovely n talented, love to see ur pics πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ’―πŸ”₯πŸ’― Thank you for sharing! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ HaveπŸ‘ a πŸ‘great πŸ‘weekend πŸ‘ŒπŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’ͺπŸ’–πŸ™ŒπŸ’–πŸ’―πŸ”₯πŸ”₯😍πŸ”₯πŸ™ŒπŸ’―πŸ˜πŸ’―πŸ™ŒπŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–!!!!!"

Me: "I'm going to need new glasses after looking at all that eye shrapnel!"

by birthad November 9, 2018