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1. An imaginary disease resulting from looking at something exceptionally ugly.
2. Actual cancer that originates in the eye.
Dude, that Geocities site totally gave me eye cancer.
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somebody has taken a very colorful shirt on, maybe ugly. its a pain in the eye.
oh my god, your shirt is like eye cancer.
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An imaginary disease in which an attractive person is attracted someone hideously ugly.
Note: Ugly people can have it, as well, but they have to think that they, themselves, are attractive.
Also see "Inverted Eye Cancer."
Guy 1: "Dude, I don't know, man, that girl's kind of cute."
Guy 2: "Bro, that's Lindsey! She looks like a horse! Do you have eye cancer or something?"
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Human eyes with a certain beady, wandering appearance, associated with a predisposition to developing cancer. By looking at a person with cancer eyes, one can just tell that someone has "pissed in his/her gene pool". Cancer eyes are most easily identifiable in people with brown eyes, however blue or green cancer eyes have been known to exist.
"That dude has some serious cancer eyes." Steve Urkel's girlfriend, Myra, from the hit family sitcom, Family Matters had a textbook case of cancer eyes. Sadly, the actress playing her character died of cancer.
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