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The act of eye f***ing someone without the protection of sunglasses or other types of camouflage
ah shit, that girl totally saw me eye dog her through those bushes. should've been wearing my ray bans
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A dog trained to guide his master when the master becomes extremely intoxicated on alcohol or other drugs. The dog aids the master in continuing to function as if he were still a sober human being. Similar to a seeing eye dog but the people for whom the sober eye dog assists are fucked up drug heads and not actually blind.
Jim: I am afraid John is too fucked up to make his walk home.
George: Fuck that he has his sober eye dog to show him the way.
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While giving yourself a retarded stranger your hand may need a little guidance or extra power. When aid is given by the prominant hand by grabbing the wrist a seeing-eye dog is being preformed.
While Joe was giving himself a retarded stranger his forearm began to cramp and he was forced to do a seeing-eye dog to finish.
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When a girl acts like a seeing eye dog with a guy.
The girl walked a guy around the bar all night long like she was a seeing eye dog then left his ass @ the bar. That guy was seeing eye dogged.
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a best friend who is moderately sober and helps his biddy judge the looks of a girl/guy
"hey man, you're my seeing eye dog. is that girl hot?"
"yea i guess if you like slam pigs"
"alright thanks man im goin for it"
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Australian slang for 'meat pie'.
Katie - "Hey Bob, I'm goin' up the shops...do you want anything?"
Bob - "Yeah, get us a dogs eye...with sauce"
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The look a girl gives you while she is blowing you
It just kills the moment when she gives me those dog eyes
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