eyster

1. A hairy chest
2. One who can easily absorb and recite on command, all the useless information in the world.
3. Typically a Paladin.

1. Jeeze, you really need to give that eyster a wax.

2. So you're rolling an eyster again? Why don't you play something different this time.

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Jason Eyster

Probably the most fruitiest man you will ever meet. legend has it that he has taken the most .. you know what.. up the you know what. he will try to take your boyfriend so watch out girls.

Alex: why are you acting so jason eyster
Lui: what’s that mean?
Alex: you’re acting fruity