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FLDS

A cult in Texas with people who marry at 13 and have hundreds of children while being whipped and beaten. (polygamy)(Cult)(Texas) (Underage marriage) (Religion)

"That guy has 3 wives that are thirteen"
"He must be in the FLDS"

by Rob Simpson April 16, 2008

153πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


FLD

Foreign language drunk

FLD is when you see some kid from Spanish 101 wasted at a party and he wont stop speaking to you in Spanish

by Jon385 April 16, 2011

26πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


FLD

Flat Laydown. In sales terms especially with car dealers an FLD is an easy sale where no selling is involved where the buyer is already to go and no "selling" is required.

John got that FLD deal on that BMW 328i. Big deal!

by karaoke008 March 22, 2007

52πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


fld

1. Acronym for 'Fucking Let Down'. Used in the case of a young large slapper, or commonly known as a 'big cat' amongst his allies for using a complete lack of organisation and innitiative at key moments (eg. crap corner in the game of Dallas). Has a history of family disownership, hence the resulting title 'Fucking Let Down'
2. FLD can be used to describe anything that has been built to extreme levels of anticipation but failed to reach that point.
- The Real Direz, Jesus Spaz

Person A: "Yeah... I'm like really good at Dallas. Probably the best you'll ever see"
*Person A does a complete shithouse kick and loses the ball on the roof of the library
Person B (and associates): "F..L..D!"

by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short) October 23, 2004

38πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


FLD

FLD; Flash Learning Disorder; when someonw who has attepted to educated themselves in the animating ways, but is still terrible.

OMG i just cant do it.
Yes you can.
NO I CANT!
Just TRY!
i do! but every time i try it ends up gay.
you might have FLD.

by Marco Leeroy December 11, 2006

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


FLD

Famous living dead.

FLD - a quote from multiple rock songs.

by sexyraider August 16, 2010

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


FLD

The abbreviation of the words Family Let Down. Also known as that one uncle we all have. The FLD of the family is that one guy who is in crippling student debt, can’t keep a job for more than a year, yet somehow finds money for vapes, boba, and weird anime.

Person 1: My uncle is the FLD.

Person 2: What is that?

Person 1: He is an aspiring political podcast host.
Person 2: Ohhhh. So he’s the Family let down.

by CJJoy May 21, 2023