FBOM

Free Book Of Mormon (FBOM) found in every nightstand drawer in all Marriott Hotels world-wide, placed conveniently bedside by this Mormon-owned hotel chain with the intention of possibly converting non-Mormons to the Mormon religion.

Lars: "I was looking for a notepad inside the bedside drawer at the Halifax Marriott and housekeeping dropped the (FBOM) here instead."

You: "Bummer. We could take it for kindling in winter."

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