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faff

Verb.
1. to waste time doing nothing. 2. to waste time doing stupid things 3. to delay, dilly-dally, especially before leaving the house to be on time somewhere.

Example 1: "I didn't do anything on Sunday; I just faffed around the house."

Example 2:
Person 1: "I can't decided between these 2 jackets to wear to the movies. Which one? Where is my black hat? Oh wait, let me get my phone. Do you know where I put it? Oh and did you feed the cat dinner? Maybe I can just check email really quick right now; we have time."
Person 2: "Stop your faffing. We have to leave now or we won't make it."

Example 3:
"He faffed around on the internet for so long that he was almost an hour late meeting us at the bar."

by Amy Lapierre October 12, 2005

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faff

(faffing)

To muck about, wasting time doing something not necessary.


I've been faffing about all day with my car

by Trixie Karinksi May 31, 2003

519๐Ÿ‘ 120๐Ÿ‘Ž


faff

Fucking Around for Fucking Forever

Stop faffing and get down here, we haven't got all day.

He spends most of his day faffing, eating and sleeping. Nothing particularly useful.

by smartnut007 September 4, 2013

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faff

The ability of making an easy, usually logistical, process complicated.

"We were supposed to be there an hour ago but with all the 'faffing' we were late."

by 7t7 January 29, 2008

112๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


faff

Used to describe owners of the ST205 variant of the Toyota Celica GT-Four, due to their tendancy to 'faff' about over their cars

Nice faff you got there.

or

Stop faffing about on that car/faff.

by GT4 February 19, 2005

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faff

Womans sexual organs

Suck her faff

by Dom Jackson June 12, 2004

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faff

To keep speaking pompously and with a lot of jargon , when in fact you don't have a clue of the topic at hand.Often excercised by Business people (mostly MBAs), public speakers, HR guys , politicians etc.

1> The CEO got up late to prepare for the presentation and ended up faffing like mad on the podium.

2> In an interview , when you've said enough "I don't know"s , its time for faffing.

by prasunc January 4, 2006

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