brain farct

Do not remember stuff
Even forget names
Never remember dates
I sometimes forget my age
Seldomly remember old class mates names
Entirely forget who chris is

I had a brain farct when trying to think of an example

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Farct

FARCT, noun; prounce: farkt, fark-t; pl farcts
A falsity resembling more a “FART” than a “FACT”.

Can be readily recognized by a foul odor, pesky sound,
and rarely—an embarrassing blush.
Usage: A distortion of truth. “I never lie—and that’s a farct.”
Significantly brain lesions and obstructions are referred to as infarcts.
by Layman Letters

Usage: A distortion of truth. “I never lie—and that’s a farct.”