Farm Fresh

Girls who are below legal-age who work in the beer-bars and go-go bars of Pattaya and Bangkok. Although they look over 18, their most tell-tale sign, is that they will laugh at a farang's (foreign person's) stupid jokes and are willing to try and engage with customers and show a little bit of fun and appreciation.

The other well-worn out grumpy bar girls who just frown, looking mindlessly into their iphone, and all but say 'Oh My Buddha, I'm sick of been here, but I'm too lazy to find a real job,' can't stand been next to any Farm Fresh as they make the older ones look like the obnoxious and damaged, money-hungry gold-diggers they are.

Bert and Ernie of Seaseme Street go straight to Pattaya and for a bit of female companionship and the boom-boom that comes with it:

Ernie - "Bert, if you're bringing a girl to the hotel tonight, make sure she has some ID. If the hotel catch you with an underage girl, you're gonna look like a right Garry Glitter."
Bert - "Quit your nattering and relax. I don't care if I bring back a farm fresh, just as long as the paparazzi don't spy on me here and try to ruin my chances of running for US president!"

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Farm Fresh

Used to describe a good looking Country guy. Ruggedly handsome, dirty work boots, unshaven face, tall and built.

Overall a dirty, sexy, working country man.

"Hey Michelle! Did ya see the farm fresh in aisle 4?"
"I see farm fresh everyday on his way to work"
"Did you see him? FARM FRESH!"

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Farm Fresh Breakfast

Early morning sex. Wake up booty call. Nudged at the crack of dawn for a little rise n shine. A little morning glory.

Rachel woke me up grinding her pussy against my leg. She wanted a little farm fresh breakfast.

Sorry I’m late. I had a farm fresh breakfast this morning.

I had to make my own oatmeal this morning cause my mum was getting a farm fresh breakfast.

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Farm Fresh Scramble

Early morning/Wake-up Sex with a rugged country guy.

I had a great Farm Fresh Scramble with Mickie this morning!

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farm fresh fairy

A homosexual male that has recently come to a more populated area. They come directly from the farming community they liveds in there whole lives and usually go nutZ when first free in the "big city".

Dude, That guy is a farm fresh fairy, I don't care if he is fixing your lawn mower I wouldn't let him in the house.

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Farm Fresh Bisexual

Another way of saying one is a goddamn bisexual. Originated from Cheryl Stardust's TikTok where she transforms herself into a queer Barbie. (It's me. I'm Cheryl Stardust.)

1. I'm having an iced coffee in my peasant blouse while listening to Halsey. I'm such a farm fresh bisexual.

2. You see that guy with the earrings, dyed hair, Vans, and rolled up jeans? Certified 100% farm fresh bisexual.

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Farm Fresh

Underage girls from the rural parts of Issan who get shipped into prostitution in the gogo bars and beer bars of Pattaya and Bangkok. Most avoid wearing make-up, as the intention is to appear innocent, inexperienced and ripe for sexual gratification.

"Johnny, check out that Farm Fresh chatting to the fat old-guy over there. No way is she even 16, let alone 18."

"Yea, you're probably right. I doubt that guy cares how old she is. He'll take her back, break her in, and then move onto the next one. The filty pervert!"