febreze it

An act in which one sprays febreze or smell good sprays in an attempt to cover the smell of smoke or other parent disapproved things.

I just smoked a huge blunt and now my car smells I have got to FEBREZE IT.

febreze

The thing you spray in a room after smoking weed so your parents/who ever don't know.

Hurry up and spray that febreze, my mom will be home soon.

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febreze

What stank people use instead of perfume.

Marc: Mmmm I love your perfume - Dior?

Jennifer: No, Melon Burst!

I love Febreze.

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febreze

Method of cleaning clothes that are far too dirty for the washing machine.

If you're going to bring her back here you better febreze that pile of shit on the futon.

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febreze

Make someone or something disappear.

I'm gonna Febreze him. All my money got Febrezed by my new lady

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Febrezeable

An odor (or situation) that is sufficiently benign that it can be ameliorated by an application of Febreze.

"That pile of shit just isn't Febrezeable, Bob."

Febreze

Smells better than a plastic dick.

Upon finding a dildo stuck to my college shower, I sprayed some Febreze.

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