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if you’re born on February 9th you’re definitely a hot ass bitch who gets everyone of ALL genders and ages ;-) As you walk down the hall of school, or the streets of your town, you most certainly make everyone cream their pants!
“Omg yes! Did you hear of the new person? They’re born on February 9th. They’re definitely going to be hot as hell!”
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February 9th also know as national pizza day
Friend 1: Hey it's February 9th
Friend 2: ok and...
Friend 3: it's national pizza day you Dingus
Friend 1, 2 and 3: let fuck some pizza
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national pizza day and micheal b jordan’s birthday. god damn that’s a good day
wow she was born on pizza day and micheal b jordan’s birthday. whatta catch
february 9th: a great day Igor the history book
A day for a girl or boy to get fucked and have the time of there life.
If you don't have the best day of your life just order a pizza.
Invite people to your house and have a pizza party.
dude#1: bro it was my girls birthday yesterday on the February 9th.
dude#2: that cool what you do
dude#1: something in the bed
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February 9th known for the pengest of boys with the pengest body's it’s a legendary date for leaders only the best off the best people in the world.
‘Hey what’s the date’February 9th date of legendary leaders
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February 9th also know as my birthday And Tom Hiddleston's (Loki from avengers) birthday, and apparently a good day to have some fucking car sex.
David: Hey what's today
Brittany: it's national car sex day so let's fuck in a car
Brittany: also it's February 9th which means that this is the best day of the year to do it
David was a lucky man
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