Fetal

When you are so depressed, all you want to do is go back in time and crawl back into the womb assuming the fetal position, wishing you were never born.

Bruv that's bare fetal!

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Fetaling

The act of crying while lying in a fetal position

After every time Garrett speaks to Evangeline, he spends the next two hours fetaling.

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fetal

the desired position or 'space' a person withdraws into when life and all its trials gets a little tough - yearning to retun to the womb imagery.

also a term used when noticing the pixie-like facial features that match the effects of fetal-alcohol syndrome -mother drinking when child was in-utero.

Q:"hey you seen justin lately?"
A:"yeah hes been all fetal since his girl left"

or

"who the fuck is that fetal dude on our couch watching my DVD's?"

Def B:

"bro i met your cousin last week, she looked pretty fetal - is there a history of heavy drinking in your family?"

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fetal

adj. Describes an awkward person or situation...the state of wishing to return to the womb due to excessive embarrassment/stupidity

Whoa...that was fetal, man.

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fetality

A partial-birth abortion. Basically, the doctor pulls out the baby and crushes its skull. It's possibly the most awesome thing in the universe.

Pregnant Woman: FINISH HIM!
*Doctor pulls out baby and crushes skull*
Shang Tsung: FETALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

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Fetaling

Fetaling is another term for suckling; cuddling, and or genitalia

"yo dawg you fetaling yo bitch tonight?"

"eeeey baby wanna get down and...fetal tonight??"

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fetal squeeze

The act of going into a fetal position to squeeze out that shit when you get a stomachache.

I went into a fetal squeeze after having that burrito