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To have lied.
Normally in a white way.
To earn hippie cred, I fibbed about being an actor and even showed him a card which said I was with a local repertory theater.
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Fucking Illinois Bastards – just pronounced as fib by Wisconsinites referring to people from Illinois, how they drive and act. They drive really fast at home but slower than an old lady with a walker when they’re vacationing in Wisconsin and don’t know were they’re going.
I got cut off by some FIB while I was driving on the I.
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To lie. To fib isn't to make a small, subtle lie, that will hopefully go unnoticed.
Jake was fibbing when he said he finished his homework.
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Fucking Illinois Bastards. Common nickname for members of the worst state in the Union. Learn to drive fuckers.
Driver: Fucker!
Passenger: Hey that ass just cut you off!
Driver: No wonder.. (sees license plate)goddamn fibs!
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Fucking Illinois Bastards or occasionally, Fucking Illinois Bitches. Shortened to the acronym "FIB."
It is an unkind term used by Wisconsinites to refer to the residents of Illinois. Common times to use this are:
1. In reference to how Illinoians Drive - very fast and offensive.
2. Their vacationing choices - Wisconsin Dells and Lake Geneva.
3. Bears Fans
1. That FIB fucking cut me off on 894!
2. FIBs are taking over the whole state in the summer!
3. When was the last time those FIBS won, 1985?
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A fib is a lie. Fibs are usually small lies that one tells to impress their friends and co-workers. Fibs usually involve elaborate stories about how the fibber hooked up with some hot girl, beat up some guy, or were someplace that they really were not. Fibbers are usually repeat offenders, and tell fibs often to anyone who will listen. It is best to avoid fibbers and their fib stories. They can chew your ear off for hours, telling fib, after fib, after fib.
Those Romano's are such fibbers!" "Stop Fibbing!" "What a fib artist!"
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