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When you're dominating your opponent in FIFA but EA decides it's not your day and fucks you over in stoppage time.
Lucas and Cameron are tied 0-0 late in the game, after Lucas had 20 shots on goal and 80% possession.
Lucas: I can't wait to be rewarded with a win for my hard work!
EA: Haha, good one!
Cameron: It's the 90th minute! Watch this.
Cameron's defender makes a weak attempt at goal, but it gets deflected and Lucas' sedentary goalkeeper watches as the ball slowly rolls into the net.
Lucas: That's some FIFA bullshit!
Lucas throws his controller out the window.
1. When you're playing FIFA and everything is going great, and then the game fucks you over in the last minute so you lose. Examples include:
Bullshit handballs that turn into PKs
FIFA autoswitching you away from a wide open dude in front of the net
Your aerial threat refusing to jump for a header
etc.
2. When real FIFA, meaning the world governing body of soccer/football, not the video game, does something stupid like decide to have Qatar host a world cup.
Yeah, a randomass desert in the Middle East is a much more logical location than the US. Fucking FIFA bullshit
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FIFA bullshit is when an inferior player continuously blames the game for their ineptitude. This is most obvious when the player in question quits before the game is over because, "This is bullshit."
Jimmy: That's some FIFA bullshit, there's no way I should have lost that game!
Patrick: 43 shots on target to your 1 and a 12-0 final score with 72% of the possession would really say otherwise...
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