first aid

Medical practice of healing small cuts or lacerations that doesn't require any professional training

Damn, son, I cuts myself. Go get the first aid.

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first aid shit

The type of bowel movement that will immediately make you feel better and alleviate whatever symptom you are suffering from.

I was feeling Hella rough this morning until I took a first aid shit, now I'm all good brah.

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First Aid Spray

It will heal all of your health, and cure any viral infections you may have.

A zombie bit my jugular so I sprayed some First Aid Spray on it and I felt better.

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first aid kit

Adult sex toy(s) usually kept in the stowaway compartment in the back of a 30-something soccer mom's station wagon or SUV.

She was looking a little indifferent until I went out to fetch her first aid kit.

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Mexican first aid kit

A mexican first aid kit is composed of a 5th of tequila ,vicks vapor rub,and a virgin mary candle.

Wow a pharmacy next to a liquor store two perfect places to create the ideal Mexican first aid kit

First aid kit

Rotation device

Yo I need a first aid kit, oh yeah sure I’ll get you a rotation device