first born

The one your parents will love the most

Person 1:That bitch just got a car
Person 2:
Of course she was the first born

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first-born phobia

The common and general paranoia that parents often have with their oldest child. They are usually strict and uptight about activities, curfews, and relationships, but once the second child comes around, they loosen up a bit, often frustrating the first-born.

"Hey dude, ya going to the Blink-182 concert?"
"Sadly, no. My mom's got a serious case of first-born phobia."

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first born syndrome

When in The Sims 2 where you have a kid, exit the game and the next time you have another kid it's the EXACT SAME AS THE FIRST CHILD besides gender....sometimes.

this is all because the game has a selection of faces a kid gets from 1 - 6 and its in that order, no randomisation, overtime you close the game it resets back to 1.

Lets say here that idk Don Lothario and Cassandra Goth start having babies
Don: Hey Timmy!
Cassandra: Bro, thats Jimmy....
Don: THEY HAVE THE SAME FACE, ITS FIRST BORN SYNDROME DANGIT
*Tommy now starts running around*
Don: LOOK, TOMMY LOOKS DIFFERENT TO THE OTHERS BCS THE GAME WASNT CLOSED

first born baby

airbender fukkers that like to use eunuchs in heaven and claim them as their nymphs. once a nymph you get access to one of the hottest creations to have wild sex parties, and all else they dream up. after being a nymph you get to have aspect tutellege of the god or goddess and the god or goddess to look after you in your sojourning life.

Lucille is the goddess of lips, deuce's wild, and gambling. Maybe she'll snag a fuck with me if I show her I can really gamble. Lady luck, first born baby here am I!

first born babies/airbender fukkers

children who love the first fruits of the Heavenly Father and seek out to get what they want and obey God and make people obey God at all times. God grants them gifts because they seek God and love God in return.

Adonai is a first born babies/airbender fukkers child that can't handle abuse or hatred of thy neighbor because God says to love thy neighbor. So he socks the faces of people to get them back on track to loving their neighbor.