Five Times

A phrase coined by B. Drinkward. He uses this way too much. It's stupid, and also really addictive and ends up in everyone's vocabulary within a few hours.

Ryan: He killed a man.
Ofir: How many times?
Bryan: Five Times

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five times harder than concrete

Something very difficult. Based on the rescue from the Beaconsfield gold mine in Australia where the rescuers encountered rock said to be times harder than concrete.

That exam was five times harder than concrete.

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Times Five

Used at the end of a sentence to describe something that is SO out of control or crazy as hell.

"Sorry I'm late. I just drove back from Manhattan. Traffic times five!"

OR

Dude 1: "I don't think I wanna hook up with that chick from the club anymore. She goes ape shit if I don't text her like all day."

Dude 2: "Yeah I hear u man. Psycho times 5. Hook up with someone else.

OR

Girl 1: "You put them back? How expensive were those shoes?"

Girl 2: "TOO much. Paycheck times five."

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win up to five times

Or LOSE up to ALL times!

If you buy five of the scratch-off tickets that say, "Win up to five times", it very likely will refer to how many times the STATE will win, since you were idiotic enough to spend the money on those five tickets and probably not win anything yourself.