For my friend

The first person on my mind in the morning when I wake up and the last person on my mind before going to bed will always be you. You are my dream come true, and I always anticipate seeing your beautiful face. I love you to the moon and back. I hope your day is as beautiful as you are. Good morning, my love. When I sit down to think of all that has happened in my life. I discovered you are the best of all the things that happened to me. You are the queen of my heart, the one that makes meaning to my life. Without you, I feel incomplete. May your day memorable and awesome. I adore and cherish you forever. Good morning, queen. With you on my mind, my days are always blissful. You have an extraordinary place in my heart. Your presence in my life has brought joy and peace of mind to me. Without you, my life makes no sense. I love and appreciate your presence in my life. May your day be blissful and yield a positive outcome. Good morning, my angel.

For my friend

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My friending

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my friend

1. A phrase that people use when they're not actually your friend.

(See also: John McCain)

2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.

3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.

1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win."

2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"

3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"

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my friend

Your name by default if you walk into a shawarma joint

Hello, my friend. What can I get you today, my friend? Shish-taouk? Perfect. That will be ten dollars, my friend. Thank you my friend.

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my friend

How to secretly code to call someone a mother fucker in an email or txt conversation

Thanks for more work, my friend!

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my friend

Synonymous with migrainous condition, phrase recognizes the intimate nature of recurrent throbbing headaches that have become part of daily living.

“My friend is back...I am bluer than the sky--hammers are pounding, my mind is exploding static electricity”

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my friends

The little voices inside your head you have daily conversations with.

the voices inside my head are my friends. they tell me the most amazing things.

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