freddy fazbear pizza

The one place that is magical, entertaining during the day.
During the night time, it's a horrendous, monstrous, scariest, abandoned shit pile of rectum that will rip your gillies out and shit your pants from 12 AM-6 AM, when it's 12 AM, prepare to shit your pants. At 6 AM, be lucky you survived.

Phone Guy: Welcome to Freddy Fazbear Pizza.
Night Watch Security Guard: What?!?!

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Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza

A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.

5 children are said to have been murdered at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza.

Note: FNAF is an entirely fictional game.

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza

A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person.

Hey, have you ever heard of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza? You’d better watch out! I hear they come to life at night. And if you die, they hide your body and never tell anyone.

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