friend bitch

a girls friend who is extremely obnoxious and cock blocks all night. aka the female version of a cock-blocker.

"I can't get no pussy because of that friend bitch"

bitch friend

In all actuallity, a contradictory term because of the difficulty of having a friend like this. But it is a prior friend who has recently got a girlfriend or fuck friend and ditches you and your old friends to have sex with his prospective partner, who he believes will be with forever... loser. In all honestly, we all potentially have these in different degrees as we all know, sex is awesome and in our attempts to both combine sex with our good friends we finally determine it is an impossibility. Basically experience with these succupuses or succubuses will bring us all back to reality.

Bitch friends come to light around the end of high school and throughout college

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That bitch friend

That Bitch Friend are one of the most caring but the one who will absolutely kill you with words of hate

Friend: “ Sometimes so and so can be so mean”

Friend #2: “ Oh that’s because she’s that bitch friend”