FTBA

Stands for "Free to breathe agency," its a fake agency made up of people who don't think rules apply to them. They don't want to wear masks in public to prevent the spread of COVID-19.

Person 1- "I got this cool card from the FTBA, it says I don't have to wear a mask."

Person 2-"stay at least 6 feet away from me you sick fuck."

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FTBA

"Freedom To Breathe Agency"

A fictitious agency primarily found in America created by people who did/do not want to wear medical/face masks during the Corona pandemic.

This was mainly done on a card or by verbalizing the acronym while citing the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act) to get into businesses who required wearing masks during the 2020 Corona Virus Pandemic.

Karen - "let me in!!!"

Mortal - "I can not let you in, you need a mask due to company policy"

Karen - "The FTBA says that under the ADA I do not have to wear a mask as I have a disability and do not have to disclose what disability that may be."

Mortal - "Go home Karen, no one likes you."

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FTBA

Forgot To Be Awesome. This is the opposite of DFTBA, or "Don't Forget To Be Awesome."

The Nerdfighters came up with this clever acronym, selected from many others.

I guess he FTBA.

FTBA?

Yeah. Forgot To Be Awesome. Too bad he wasn't a Nerdfighter.

Why's that?

Nerdfighters can't FTBA. They're made of Awesome.

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FTBA

Front of The Boat Action - (n.) any actions which take place in the front 1/3 of the boat. The most successful FTBA occurs when one is highly inebriated and performing actions that would typically be frowned upon while aboard a water vessel.

Holy shit! Chaz was so plastered in the front of the boat yesterday that he shat his pants...that’s some serious FTBA.

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