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A wacko, someone who is without question a complete idiot.
Why did you invite that crazy fuck job to my party?
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someone that sports w/ plugs in their ears a shaved head and wears a tie to work
god eric! i told u yesterday don't look like one of those fuck jobs
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In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.
Why do I have to work with this fuck job, when he watches Netflix all fucking day?
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In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.
"I came up with this great idea to save the company some dough, and I get fired while that fuck job got the raise and promotion."
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This is what you say to a thirty year old running around aimlessly in your neighbourhood at 4 o'clock in the morning looking for pikachu
DAVE: " hey tom who's that clown running around on your front lawn in the rain with his I phone?" TOM: "who knows , that dude should get a fucking job "
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The act of fornicating with two lubricated bare feet while inserting just the head of the penis into the female's oral cavity. Typically the woman sits in an upright butterfly position with the feet a few inches from her oral cavity allowing for maximum blowjob potential. Flexibility in the hips is required.
Treva: That couch looks comfortable!
Kori: Don't sit there. Meghan gave Jason a foot fuck job there last weekend.
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The music of Persian Screwdriver
Woah dude! Did you hear Poison by Persian Screwdriver its a real sonic fuck job
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