Fucking Statics

The term of endearment given by all students of statics after the first exam.

twenty seven blanks, and if you get one wrong, It's all wrong FUCKING STATICS!

I just spent two hours on one problem with the solution guide and unlimited answer attempts. I still haven't gotten it. FUCKING STATICS!

Fuck me static!

A classic press day expression of anger and frustration, particularly related to non sequiturs.

Oh fuck me static! This headline doesn't work!!!