fucking virgin

the best oxymoron everr.

Cassidy: "Scotty, your a fucking virgin!"

Scotty: "I can't be a virgin if i am fucking."

Cassidy: "Exactly, Scotty. You can't be fucking, because your a VIRGIN!"

Scotty: "Shut the fuck up."

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fucking virgin.

the best oxymoron ever.

Cassidy: "your a fucking virgin."

Scotty: "i can't be a virgin if i am fucking."

Christina: "but you can't be fucking, because you are a virgin."

Scotty: "well shit."

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fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

futile useless ironic enraging

i was killing this innocent civilian child the other day when it hit me- fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

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