fudding

the act of self pleasuring for a woman

"gave myself a right good fudding last night" said the bird

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fudding

A comprimise between cudding and fucking. This is done by him simply leaving his dick in my vagina while falling asleep cuddling.

My roomate walked in with breakfast for me, imagine his suprise when he saw me naked fuddling with Brandon.

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fudding

Verb - An act involving anal sex, primarily a homosexual act. When one partner ejaculates into another partners anus, the intercourse continues mixing semen and fecal matter into a frothy mixture. The frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter is then extracted and consumed by inserting a straw into the anus.

Dave: Damit Bob! I told you should not eat corn on the cob when you know we wil be fudding later.
Bob: Oh, yeah.. I forgot that plugs up the straw with the corn bits sometimes.. sorry..
Dave: I have to go floss out the corn chunks now..

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FUD

FUD is an acronym for "Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt" and is commonly used in the cryptocurrency community as a short way to describe negative information about a blockchain based currency or asset.

Stop spreading FUD about Bitcoin.

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Fud

Although "fud" is widely accepted in Scotland as being a slang term for the female reproductive organs, it is generally used as a pejorative to describe someone who has just done something stupid, often in situations where they've either been impulsive or it was blindingly obvious beforehand that it was a stupid thing to do. It can also be used to describe someone who irritates everyone because they try to impress everyone all the time & invariably talk a load of pish.

"Haw ya big fud!" (angry)

Person A "Ah canny be fucked wi him!"
Person B "How?"
Person A "Coz he's a pure fud!"

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FUD

fear, uncertainty and doubt

don't believe Microsoft's FUD -- Mozilla is off the hook

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FUD

Scottish slang term meaning pussy, vagina, muff, cunt

"Your a fud"
"I rolled over in bed and accidently kneed her in the fud. She woke with a scream and punched me in the balls"

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