Facemeat

Meat of such dubious quality it has to be from the face of an animal. Found in McDonalds food and eyebrow raisingly cheap meat from a supermarket's budget brand. Facemeat can also contain trotters, ears and anus, basically anything that's kicking around on a factory floor. Formally known as 'Processed' meat or food. Facemeat can also apply to low quality foodstuffs, including fruit juice which would be called 'Facejuice'

Person 1: "Do you want a Spam sandwich?"
Person 2: "No, I don't do facemeat!"

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FaceMeat

The skin/meat on ones face.

Holy shit! Dave just got punched in the FaceMeat by Lou Ferrigno.

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facemeat

Anatomical feature of cartoon animals where a distinct chunk of the face is colored like (light) human skin.

Seen in characters such as Mickey Mouse and Sonic the Hedgehog.

Theoretical biologists have long debated the precise nature and function of the facemeat.

"Wanna see my new Sonic the Hedgehog OC?"
"That's someone's tooth."
"Yes, but I sculpted little gloves, facemeat, and a freakish cyclopean eye, so now it's a Sonic OC."
"Whose tooth is this?"