Face one

v. to smoke blunt or L to the face (by yourself)

I had such a long day, I think I might go face one.

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Face Ones

Slang for a fight on Facebook. Comes from the slang "Throw the ones" (Slang for two people to square off and fight). The 'Face Ones' is basically an arguement in which neither side will actually get hurt, it's more or less just people having an online fight.

--------------------Conversation in a Status-----------------------
Luis: That is a lovely vase you have there.
Richard: lol Luis you're such a fag, looking at vases and shit
Luis: What nigga!? I'll fight you!
Richard: Yeah right you little punk ass bitch!
Cody: Oh Jeez they're throwing the FACE ONES again.

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Fucking one's face with food

Eating esp. in large amounts.

I sat at that diner and fucked my face with ice cream for a full hour

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put a smile on one's face

to make someone feel happy.

Look at Freddy, he looks so sad, let's go and put a smile on his face. ( put a smile on one's face.)

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having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face

- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces

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