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Faceblocked; (fac-bloked) To be prevented from using facebook, myspace or any other social networking site on the internet. Primarily due to overuse by co-workers and paranoia by CEO's of companies, where people do less work than they use these sites.
Guy 1:Hey mike why don't you go on facebook anymore?
Guy 2:I've been Faceblocked.
Guy 1:Cruel man
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to ignore a request for friendship on a social networking site on the world wide web
he contacted me on facebook. i had no choice but to faceblock him, he's one stalking bastard
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A condition among Facebookers where one loses the ability to post status updates or comments to the posts of others.
Person 1: Hey man, are you okay? I haven't seen much from you on Facebook. I was starting to think you were dead.
Person 2: I'm fine. I just have a bad case of Faceblock. I can't even bring myself to login.
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The action of being blocked on Facebook, usually following either a stalking, harassment, or abrasive wall-pokes.
not to be confused with faceblocked.com
Evan- "Marc, man, Jillian just faceblocked me after i said she was a dirty ho"
Marc-"ROFL thats wicked, but im too sexy to be faceblocked."
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Blocking someone so they cannot find you on Facebook, for whatever reason.
"I faceblocked my ex so he wouldn't be able to stalk me anymore!"
Ty: "I don't know what to do...I defriended Laura on Facebook but she keeps friend requesting me. She doesn't get the hint!"
Angie: "Why don't you Faceblock her? Then she can't find you anymore."
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A sorority girls often implemented cockblock should an inexperienced hardcore/metal kid, struggling to create an archetypal college identity that is specialized in attracting mates, request her phone number.
guy: So uh, lemme get your number?
girl: Just facebook me*
*point of subsequent wreckage
Later...
guy: Dude...
guys friend: Did you get her number?
guy: no, I got faceblocked.
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-verb (-ing, -ed)
1. To cut oneself off from facebook for any number of reasons. The most common being to not learn the outcome of a sporting event or TV show until caught up on DVR.
2. To hack into someone else's account and change their password, hence blocking them from networking socially.
3. To block a blow to the body with your face.
-noun
1. When one is currently in the status of faceblocking themselves
2. The act of blocking a blow to the body with your face.
Have you seen her post on your wall??? OMFG man!
No, I'm on faceblock. I haven't seen the game yet and I don't want any spoilers.
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