Similar to joke insurance, facebook insurance is the mutual agreement to like/ comment on a friend's facebook status regardless of what it is, it is usually used to lessen the embarassment of having a really unsuccessful/boring status.
A friend will like/comment on your status, and you return the favour when they post a status, regardless if you have any interest to it.
Sharon is sitting down
*John likes this*
Person 1: Whoa Sharon and John totally have facebook insurance...
Person 2: Totally
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The person who laughs or just generally responds to your facebook status so you dont appear to be unfriended.
FB USER: I am 2 bored.....
FB INSURANCE (seeing no one has responded): whats up buddy?
FB USER: thank god for my facebook insurance
see joke insurance
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