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A covert method of investigation using facebook.com. Good for discovering a wealth of information about people you don't actually know.
person 1: Did you go to the _________ party last night?
person 2: No, but I was routinely facebook stalking (insert name of person you have never actually spoken to but have frequently visited his/her facebook profile)'s photos and saw pictures from it. It looked fetch.
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Looking at someones facebook profile and reading their recent news and wall posts. Monitoring another person's facebook life
I am facebook stalking you right now
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Creeping on someone's facebook profile. Usually someone that you never speak to, only hear about and see in the hallways. Facebook stalking usually requires having set rounds, or in other words certain profiles that you like to visit each day. You read everything on the new's feed avidly. If someone's status is dramatic, you quickly click over to their page to see if you can find the cause. Changed relationship statuses bring you joy. Somehow a quick trip onto facebook turns into a three hour stalk fest of people that you only distantly know.
Hey, did you do your homework last night?
No, I was too busy facebook stalking.
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The act of creeping on facebook for any of multiple reasons. This could include trying to catch someone in a lie, obsessing over an ex or old friend, being bored late at night, or even literally STALKING. Almost anything one does can be considered facebook stalking while on facebook. The many things you can creep on include pictures, wall-to-walls, videos, information, recent friends, etc. To go even further, one may call this "creepbook stalking"
"Who is that?"
"I'm not sure i came across her album through my brothers cute friends tagged pictures."
"So you're facebook stalking..."
"basically."
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A traditonal way of avoiding both the real world and homework, facebook stalking is the act of constantly checking a person's facebook page.
Mom: Get to your homework _____ (child's name)
Child: One second mom, i'm facebook stalking.
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1. If it's a guy, they usually just sit there with the urge to masturbate to pictures of hot females.
2. If it's a girl, then the stalking is a lot more complicated than that.
Diego has been facebook stalking all week. He should host an hourly special where he updates everyone on what's going on in the world of facebook.
Why are you facebook stalking, Jess?
Because, this bitch has been replying to almost everything my boyfriend posts.
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A talent not unique to but certainly heightened within teen college girls. This skill manifests itself in having the unwavering patience to tear through every corner of a facebook profile, page, timeline, and post. Culprits are usually caught by the often paired attribute of "liking" absolutely everything.
"What happened to Abe?"
"We had to have an intervention because she was facebook stalking again"
"how bad was it?"
"86 likes"
That one person who actually reads Facebook's ToS
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