Rubbing one's testicles on a cheese grater over partner's face while partner beats off (this can also be performed over a glass-top table a la the Hot Plate Special)
"New Year's Eve is the best time for a good Faerie Dusting. That way you can start the new year with painful genital stitching."
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Surprising a friend with the gift of cannabis!
I found a Faerie Dusting at my door today! Not sure where it came from…..must’ve been a Weed Faerie because there’s Cannabis in it!!