Fair is foul

1. When 3 women with beards tell you that you’re gonna become king so you murder everyone you know and then get murdered by a caesarian man and a walking forest

2. when you think something is fair but then it turns out it’s actually not #plottwist

1.
WOMAN WITH BEARD 3: ‘and king thereafter’
MACBETH: ‘well time to kill’ *pulls out sword*
2.
person 1: ‘aw man i was forced to submit an application and now i’m gonna become a prefect’
person 2: ‘well fair is foul so ur just gonna have to deal with it’