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Another way to say "100% fake"
Bob : I can delete Recycle Bin!
Martin : Fake as Fuck
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Another way to say "100% fake"
Bob : I can delete Recycle Bin!
Martin : Fake as Fuck
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Everyone knows someone that talks and talks about their amazing sex life and sexual partners. Bragging about how they can get anyone to fuck them. Most of them are fake news fuck nuts.
Fake News-Information given to another that is not true.
Fuck Nut- Talks about how great they are in bed way to much. Fuck is sex and nut is someone that’s missing some marbles.
So Fake News Fuck Nut would be someone insanely lying about their sex life. Including who, how, when, what position etc. EVERYTHING is a total lie.
1. I’m starting to think that Dick is a Fake News Fuck Nut. He has to be in la la land because it’s too unrealistic.
2. Gina G-Spot is a total Fake News Fuck Nut! According to her every guy she meets wants to fuck her. She wishes.
a wanna-be; somebody being something that they are not; just a fake ass person; unreal
Rick Ross, the rapper, is a fake fuck because he wouldnt admit that he was da police. Keep it 100.
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To fantasize having sex with someone else while actually having sex with an inanimate object, such as a pillow or sleeping bag.
Man, I fake fucked her so hard earlier. Too bad I have to sleep in my own semen tonight.
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An act of having sex with your clothes on, such as underwear, to relieve sexual desires and needs. Can be practiced in any position such as missionary position or doggy style. Is used with the thrust-like motion and can either be performed fast or slow.
Also, can be paired with finger fucking or oral sex to arouse a little extra.
Kyle is waiting till we're married to have sex so we fake fuck and finger fuck all the time. We ever do oral now and again.
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To pleasure your lover only, not actually fucking. If you use a condom it isn't fake fucking
"You actually did Lisa last night?"
"Nah, she didn't want to risk having a child"
"So you were fake fucking?"
"We were, yes"
"You know you could have worn a condom right?"
"THAT LYING SLUT!!"
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