Fake Names

The best form of birth control.

Jim: Hi, my name is John.
Brittany: Hi John. I'm Brittany.
*Hours pass, stuff happens*

*Two Weeks later*
Brittany: OMG I'M PREGNANT AND IT WAS WITH JOHN.

Jim: I wonder if that girl got pregnant... oh well thank god for fake names.

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Fake names

Fake names are names that are hilarious and utterly inappropriate in the use of a substitute teacher or kahoot to make everyone laugh

Bro I told the sub that my name was Drew Peacock and he believed it and said"Is there a Droopy cock here? DrOoPy CoCk here? Where is DrEw PeAcOcK? Man that guy just loves fake names

But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.

But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.

But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.