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verb: to leap forward foot first to kick someone who is far away from you, shouting "FALCON KICK!"
noun: A big leaping kick made famous by Captain Falcon, the main character in the F-Zero game and anime series. It is characterized by Cpt. Falcon flying forward from a standing position, foot first. His leg is covered in fire and he yells "Falcon kick!" Also spelled kyick
Cpt. Falcon: "FALCON KICK!"
Announcer: "GAME!"
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A move used in Super Smash Bros series by Captain Falcon. similar to Falcon Punch, only in which he screams "Falcon Kick!!!"
"Dude stop spamming Falcon Kick!!!"
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Much like a Falcon Punch gives a pregnant woman an abortion, a Falcon Kick is a kick to a guy's balls so hard it castrates the recipient.
Woman: I don't want to get pregnant with this guy!
Man: I can Falcon Kick him for you if you like.
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When you kick a guy so hard in the Penis, You foot gets stuck in his penis hole
Josh got so mad, he Falcon Kicked Larry
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Not to be confused with the attack used by popular Nintendo character Captain Falcon, Falcon Kicking is when a man quickly sticks his foot up another man's gluteus maximus while screaming FALCON KICK! at the top of his lungs. This usually results in the tearing of the anal tissue and bleeding but for some this turns them on even more. Right now this fetish is huge in Japan because every weird and creepy fetish is huge in Japan.
Bob: I'm gonna Falcon Kick you so hard Billy.
FALCON KICK!!!
Billy: ahhhh so good!
*massive orgasm and blood squirts*
Billy: We should do Falcon Kicking every day! Now get a mop, i'm starting to flood the floor with all the blood coming out of my butt
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