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the most pimp-shizzle city on the planet. tiny and in the middle of no where but home to the awesomest people to walk the earth.
Joe: GIMME YOUR WALLET.
Jack: Dude no, I live in Fall City.
Joe: Oh snap sorry, nevermind.
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A town in Western Washington. The people who live there are either poor as fuck or rich ass faggots. There is no police department so there is no crime cause nobody gets caught. It is mostly white-trash who live there. There is a small downtown area with mostly liquor stores. There are trailer parks and a view of the Snowqualmie River.
What the fuck is that smell?
It's pot smoke, probably from that kid from that kid from Fall City
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worst shithole in texas
most whitetrash inbred city i have ever been too
armpit of america
skidmark on the underpants of society
unpronouncable last names
gnarly guys
ugly ass dykes
fed home grown corn
not to mention their mascot is a beaver
DAM THE BEAVERS
A typical Falls City conversation
"Hey lets go braid our hair"
" sorry im goin to have sex with my cousin jim hojiswallor"
" ok well ill just go try to spell my last name"
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Best fucking place on earth always kicks ass in sports based on great morals and is the most american town in texas
"hey did u hear that falls city always kicks ass"
yep
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town in south eastern Nebraska. Perhaps the worst in the state of Nebraska
- hey man have you been to falls city NE?
- no way ! I heard they hang faggots down there !
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Yes, we may only be two square miles in size, but our population exceeds 10,000 and it takes approximately 10-15 minutes to get from one side of town to the other, depending on traffic. Nonetheless, we are the city where, literally, everybody knows your name. You grew up with the same kids, you know everyone's past; who they've dated, what grade they received on their last test, what street they live on and how many dogs their family owns. Our only high school is George Mason (not to be confused with George Mason University), and is one of the highest ranked in the country; despite being public, the typical graduating class is below 200. When asked where you live, DC is the most accurate response, seeing as we are 7 miles from the Nation's Capital...saying Northern Virginia simply doesn't do it justice (a commonly abused and over-used phrase). We know what the Metro is, and we use it too. Liberal, diverse (in our acceptance of all cultures), filled with opportunity, what's not to love? You are 5 minutes away, both directions, from anything and everything you need. It's fabulous, I love it, and I couldn't imagine growing up anywhere other than Falls Church, the city I call home.
Person A: Where are you From?
FCC Resident: Northern Virginia
Person A: Me too! I'm From Manassas.
FCC Resident: I'm 7 minutes away from DC...and I don't have a southern accent!
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a city full of rich wanna-be's who claim DC. mostly snobby little preppy bitches who havent had to earn shit their whole life.
man1"where you from man?"
man2"DC"
man3"northern VA isn't DC, you stupid little bitch. Now get your faggot ass back in the kitchen and finish cookin my chicken pot pie before i stick it in your ass untill you squeel!"
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