fam-zoned

Short for family-zoned. Worse than friend-zoned. Saying someone is like a brother or sister so there is no hope of being anything more than friends.

If someone is really hitting on you and you just want to be friends, he/she has to be fam-zoned.

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Fam Zoned

Unlike being friend zoned, if you become fam zoned, there is NO way you have a chance wit shawty. She dubbed ya shit fam. Ain't no such thing as "fam with benefits"

Luke: "So how you and shawty doing?"

Bob: "She fam zoned me. Ain't no way she letting me slap now. "