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A holiday inserted by the provincial government of Ontario, Canada to the month of February in order to make citizens happier. It was created in effort to lower the marginally higher suicide rate in the month of February.
Dave: Hey Mike, are you going skating with the kids on family day?
Mike: Fuck no! Lisa and I are sending the kids to grandmas, we're REALLY gonna celebrate family day!
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(n.) A Public holiday celebrated by societies where kicking one's kids out of the house once they turn 18 and sending one's parents to nursing homes when they grow old are expected.
(n.) A time when people who have had no contact with their family for a year give their family a two minutes call.
I haven't heard from my son in a year so I decided to call him on Family Day.
I went to visit my mom at the nursing home on Family Day. That's when I found out she passed away months ago.
A Day dedicated to the embarrassment of your family on social media On August 20.
it’s National Embarrass Your Family Day!
girls turn up to see boys even tho the boys couldnt care less if they are there.
on snap chat
'hey are you at the scotch family day'
'yeah'
'can i see you?'
*read 5 mins ago*
On October 19th, you are only allowed to make jokes relating to Family House
David: Hey its October 19th, you know what that means, its Family House Day
Chris: David I don't want to talk right now, my parents got divorced
David: The horse is here HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
The day your mums side of the family cut you out of their life
Me- “it may be Fabien’s birthday but it’s also national lose half your family day”