The fan-shaped patch of hair just above a guy's butt.
He's got as much hair on his fantail as he has in his crotch.
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The act of fooling yourself into thinking you've had a great time at port whithout actually leaving the ship.
Step 1 : At at the fantail of the ship, toss $100.00 overboard.
Step 2 : Drag your dick across non-skid deck.
Step 3 : Bang your head against bulkhead until you pass out.
Step 4 : Wake up out of $100.00, sore dick, terrible headache, and you'll think you had a blast on liberty!
-Fantail Liberty
Luxurious form of male masturbation.
Step 1: Take off/drop pants or unzip.
Step 2: While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool.
Step 3: Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.
Step 4: Maintain ringlike grip on The Penis with thumb and forfinger. Fanning out remaining three fingers.
Step 5: Rub it out. Maintain Fan.
Example 1
Matos: What's up Stef, your looking blue?
Stef: Man, cranking just isn't hitting the spot anymore.
Matos: Dude, just start pumping Back-Hand Fantails, it's like your knob won the lottery.
Example 2
Hayden: Yo, what you up to tonight Big Mattress?
Matt: Just popping off Back-Hand Fantails.
Hayden: Living large!
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A guy or girl who has a stupid hangin on their nuts..
Dude that beoch is just a faintail.