Fancy Omelette

When you take a squirrely poop on your boyfriends dick and then take a pan-fried egg and set it neatly on top of said poop. Optional: plop out a pearl from your anus for dick-tazzled charm and dickeration.

: I woke up next to my man this morning and I said "oh baby, imma make you a fancy omelette this morning."

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