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When a female is in a handstand position with her legs spread out shoulder length, two candles lit upon each foot, and a table cloth over the vagina with a hole allowing the male to eat out the the female. This is a fancy feast for the male. BON APPETIT!
Nathan: Guess what I just did?
Elner: What?
Nathan: Dude, smell my breathe!
Elner: Woah! You definitely had a fancy feast.
Nathan: Yeah! With your mom! Boy can she cook!
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The only cat food that most cats like to eat, expensive as fuck, and still not that good.
My cat's a moron, he only eats fucking fancy feast. Time to have that cat put down.
Canned cat food. The primary ingredient of Russian ethic foods since the second world war era, in which Americans helicoptered cat food into the Soviet Union as a joke. Stalin was said to have been so impressed with its quality that he instituted it as a national delicacy.
Ulric: 'Look, there go a bunch of Russians.'
Mark: 'Those Fancy Feast eating mother fuckers.'
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Taking a dump into a crystal bowl then forcing feeding it to your sexual partner
My girlfriend ate a big bowl of my "Fancy Feast" last night
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Common phrase used to react to various situations throughout life and your day. Often used to overly express a reaction to something being said by someone or something. Of little or no relation to the cat food.
Cyndi Lauper says, "Oh, girls just wanna have fun..."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"
Jim Henson says, "Kermit the Frog was meant to be black."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"
Mark says, "Me and Danny are going on a sexual date."
Crystal replies, "Fancy feast!"
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Common phrase used to react to various situations throughout life and your day. Often used to overly express a reaction to something being said by someone or something. Of little or no relation to the cat food.
Cyndi Lauper says, "Oh, girls just wanna have fun..."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"
Jim Henson says, "Kermit the Frog was meant to be black."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"
Mark says, "Me and Danny are going on a sexual date."
Crystal replies, "Fancy feast!"
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When a man sticks his massive penis in wet cat food and lets his cat eat off of his dick.
"I gave my cat a Fancy Feast Surprise this morning. Overall a memorable experience."
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