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fanny packer

A person(s) who packs things in their ass like a fanny pack

Pretty sure that guy Bobby is a fanny packer

by Theslippyone November 19, 2017


Fanny Packer

A person who is in love with the 80's, especially fanny packs. He goes out of his way to purchase vintage fanny packs in neon colors to flaunt them while he's jogging around the neighborhood. His friends think he's eccentric, but everyone else just plain weird, especially his his fanny packs are eye blinding and huge.

I'm so glad Johnny is a fanny packer. It makes it easy to spot him at night when he's jogging.

I'm sick and tired of Johnny being such a fanny packer. It's so embarrassing when he wears his 80's accessory every time we go jogging as a group.

by SultrySloth April 23, 2019